noun | krip·toh win·ter
Crypto winter is like getting kicked in the dick over and over again by the market - it's long, it's painful, and it makes you question all your life choices that led you to this point. It's a time when even the most diamond-handed HOODLERS start to feel like paper-handed bitches, and the only thing keeping you warm at night is the faint glow of your Blockfolio app as it slowly bleeds red.
Example
"I survived the crypto winter of 2018 by eating nothing but ramen noodles and selling feet pics on OnlyFans. Not my proudest moment, but hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to keep his $hitcoin bags alive."
"Crypto winter? More like crypto BRRRRR - 'cause that's the sound my
portfolio makes as it goes down the toilet faster than Taco Bell after a night of heavy drinking. Pray for me, fam."