noun | bit-koin
Bitcoin is the granddaddy of all cryptocurrencies, the one that started it all. Invented by the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto (aka "Shady Nak"), this digital money is all about sticking it to the man - the central bank man, that is. With Bitcoin, you can send cash to anyone, anywhere, without some suit taking a cut. It's like giving a big middle finger to the financial establishment.
Bitcoiners are true believers in the gospel of decentralization. They HODL through the dips and dives of this roller coaster called crypto, dreaming of the day they can trade their digital tokens for IRL Lambos. But haters gonna hate - they say Bitcoin is just Monopoly money for tech bros and libertarian edgelords. Love it or loathe it, Bitcoin ain't going away anytime soon. So buckle up and enjoy the wild ride to the moon (or at least to your local Bitcoin ATM).
Example
"I sunk my entire life savings into Bitcoin and all I got was this lousy digital Lamborghini."
Bitcoin is like the honey badger of money - it don't care! It's the OG magic internet cash that's been throwin' shade at banks and gov'ments since '09.
Ups, downs, hacks, bans - Bitcoin keeps comin' back stronger like Rocky Balboa.
Wanna join the revolution? Stack some sats, get yourself a wallet (not the leather kind), and HODL on tight!
Example
"I just bought a pizza with bitcoin. It's like paying for a meal with a bar of gold - impractical, but also kind of badass. I just hope the pizza place doesn't go out of business before my transaction confirms."
"I tried to explain bitcoin to my grandma, but she just looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. 'In my day, we used cash and didn't trust anything we couldn't hold in our hands,' she said. I guess some things never change."
