exclamation | jee·em
GM is like the secret handshake of Crypto Twitter - it's how you greet your fellow degens and let them know you're ready to shill some shitcoins and lose some money. It's short for "good morning," but it's used at all times of day and night.
Example
"I woke up at 3pm and the first thing I did was tweet 'GM' to my followers - gotta let them know I'm up and ready to ape into some new yield farms."
"Saying GM is like the crypto equivalent of 'aloha' - it can mean hello, goodbye, or anything in between. It's the universal language of degeneracy and we're all fluent in it."
noun | geɪm·fɑɪ
GameFi is like regular gaming, but instead of just wasting your time and money, you're actually earning crypto while you play. It's like getting paid to smoke weed and play Call of Duty all day, except instead of cash you're earning some shitcoin that might moon or go to zero at any moment.
Example
"I've been playing this new GameFi project where you earn tokens for killing zombies and completing quests. I'm up 100x on my initial investment but I can't cash out because the gas fees are higher than my rent. Such is life in the metaverse."
"GameFi is the future bro - why would I slave away at some wagecuck job when I can just sit on my ass all day playing vidya and stacking sats? It's like UBI but for gamers and degenerates. The normies just don't get it yet, but they will soon enough."
adjective | fʌn.dʒə.bl
Fungible is like the Pokémon of money - gotta catch 'em all, cuz they're all the same damn thing! Something that's fungible, like a dollar bill or a bitcoin, is interchangeable with any other unit of the same type.
Example
"People keep saying NFTs are the future, but I'm like, bro...the whole point of crypto is that it's fungible. I don't want a special edition Crypto Kitty or a one-of-a-kind digital painting - I just want money that I can spend on drugs and hookers without anyone tracing it back to me."
"Being fungible is like being basic - sure, you're not unique or special, but that's what makes you valuable. No one wants to be the weird loser in the corner that no one wants to trade with - it's better to be a normie that everyone accepts."
noun | fren
A fren is like a regular friend, but more degenerate and with a better sense of humor - it's a term used in the crypto community to refer to someone who shares your love of shitcoins, memes, and general degeneracy. It's like a bromance, but with more talk about technical analysis and less talk about feelings.
Example
"Me and my frens started a Telegram group for shilling low-cap altcoins to each other. We're all gonna make it, brah - to the moon or to the soup kitchen, there is no in between."
"Being a fren in the crypto space is like being part of a secret society, but instead of illuminati rituals and world domination, it's just a bunch of dudes sharing Pepe memes and talking about how they're gonna retire on a private island with their Dogecoin gains. It's not much, but it's honest work."
noun | git·hub
GitHub is like the Facebook of code - it's where all the cool kids hang out and share their projects. It's a platform for developers to collaborate on code, report bugs, and generally nerd out about programming.
Example
"I met my co-founder on GitHub - we were both working on the same shitcoin project and we bonded over our shared love of Solidity and memes. Now we're married and have three kids, all named after different ERC standards."
"If you're not on GitHub, you're not a real developer - it's like the LinkedIn of the coding world. Sure, you might have a bunch of repos that are just forks of other people's projects, but at least you're putting yourself out there."
