noun | ee·thur·skan
Etherscan is like the Facebook stalker of the Ethereumblockchain - it's a block explorer that lets you snoop on anyone's transactions and balances, so you can see who's been simping on OnlyFans or buying drugs on the dark web. It's like having a crystal ball that lets you peer into the sordid lives of degens and deviants alike.
Example
"I spent all night refreshing Etherscan to see if my 100x leveraged long on a food-themed memecoin would pay off. Spoiler alert: it didn't. Now I'm living off ramen and cope while my wife's boyfriend drives a Lambo. Such is life in the crypto casino."
"Whenever I feel sad, I just go on Etherscan and look up Vitalik Buterin's wallet to see how much ETH he's holding. It's like a digital security blanket that reminds me that even though I'm poor as fuck, at least I'm not the one who has to carry the weight of an entire ecosystem on my skinny Russian shoulders."
