noun | krip·toh ee·tee·efs
Crypto ETFs are like the training wheels of the crypto world - they let you ride the wave of digital assets without having to worry about things like private keys, hardware wallets, or accidentally sending your life savings to the wrong address. They're the perfect investment vehicle for people who want to get in on the action but don't want to get their hands dirty (or their funds lost in the void).
Example
"I put all my money in a Crypto ETF because I'm too lazy to do my own research and too scared to hold my own keys. It's like having a personal assistant for your investments, except they take a cut of your profits and don't even bring you coffee."
"Crypto ETFs are like the McDonald's of the finance world - they're not the best quality, but they're convenient, easy to understand, and available to the masses. Plus, they'll probably give you indigestion and make you question your life choices."
"I tried to impress my Tinder date by telling her about my Crypto ETF investments, but she just looked at me like I was a boomer and then started talking about DeFi yield farming. I guess I'm not as cool as I thought I was. :("
